F1 Racing e' för j...a bra!

Med risk för att bryta mot rejsas reklamregler och all världens copyright-regler, måste jag bara få citera senaste numret av den eminenta tidningen F1 Racing.

Ferrari's future: Ron would rather chew on a light-bulb than lose Kimi Räikkönen to big bad Ferrari.

The teams; drivers; facts & stats 2004: Baumgartner is only there because he has brought x-billion dollars to the team. There are many far better drivers out there - not least of them Justin Wilson.

Boy (oh boy!) racers.: Kimi's parents raised a happy young kid who wore himself out with his brother, playing on bikes in the back garden. They weren't dinky tri-cycles with short-cranked pedals on the front wheel; they had tiny engines the youngsters would use to power around the turf, flat-out at 5 mph, chewing up the grass and ploughing mini-Räikkönen-shaped holes thru the private hedge.

Boy (oh boy!) racers.: Luis Alonso, Fernando's father, decide one afternoon in 1984 to build a kart for Fernando's sister, only to discover she wasn't interested in whizzing down the garden path with a farting two-stroke behind her shoulders. Three-year-old Fernando, however, was certainly attracted by the idea. Father and son never looked back. Fernando competed in his first karting events later that year - before his fourth birthday.